WANT///NEED///LOVE///GREED

GET HIGH
(/the load of crap that will probably kill your brains)
Nicholas Kirkwood heels are friken genius. I NEED them.

I've been in LOVE with bird skull necklaces ever since seeing the pamela love necklace on Oaknyc. Sadly I would call my self a douche bag if I actually paid the asking price for said necklace. I'm sure my boyfriend would have thrown a fit If I had. My alternative was to scour the web till I found a suitable one (for $15 mwah hahahaha). So, I recently bought the silver one and I no longer NEED them, but I WANT them to come in the mail (/cheesy).

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this is why you're fat I'm pretty sure this will essentially cause unintentional obesity or anorexia for it's readers (/haha) but really It was something I could have spent an hour flipping through, had it not been for the immense heartburn I felt. Wait... is it even possible to get e-heartburn? Kinda makes me wonder who would do such things to their bodies? Maybe that's a tad bitchy but LOOK at some of that food crap. I mean, the oreo picture is just a highlight of whats on that blog. I hope it's all just for funsies and not for eating. I think my boyfriend said he would eat the giant burrito.

77 comments:

JouJou Loves You said...

Wahaha...I did that like a month ago and literally had to TEAR myself away from the computer. The food on that site is RIDICULOUS.

^^Sue#EleN++ said...

Very Nice Blog ! Lov it !

S.

Electro Geisha said...

wahahaa.. what an gigantic "cookie" my gosh! thank God i dont like sweets, but giant burrito sounds nice :D
i wont even talk about shoes from the beginning. shoes are my sweets, my forbidden OReos but... it is better to have a seewtned and hedonistic life, and die of it, than just plain empty, with no thrills and frills...

v said...

killer shoes


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May Kasahara said...

OMFG. the NKs are KILLING ME.
Too much amazing.

love it. missed you!

tanya said...

those kirkwoods are ridiculous, aren't they? LOVE them :-)

miky said...

i need them us whelll.... i'm so adicted to them....


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blackhearts said...

This post is full of WIN. I love the necklace and the shoes. Where did you get it for $15?! NK is amazing!

Anonymous said...

sick sick sick shoes and now I'm hungry lol

IMI LOA said...

Haha, wow love your blog

levis said...

Whoa, love the necklace!

modern antoinette said...

I love love love those shoes. Amazing.

xoxo
Stephanie
www.modernantoinette.blogspot.com

Silje said...

Many nice shoes!=) I like the one in the middle at the bottom!=)

Tina said...

those heels are soooo amazing!!!
i want them all!!!

this wheel's on fire said...

gorgeous!! and that cookie is insane haha

Champagne said...

Oh my, those shoes, necklaces and the cookies, all needed in my house right now. That is insane.

Alice X said...

HOLY SHIT! that oreao is creazing. they have pizza cones and other nasty nasty stuff too. WOW. i LOVE kirkwood. love.

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Stephanie said...

I visited that website for the first time today briefly- scrolled down the first page and that was it. So gross. Made me really happy my mom's a chef and i've N E V E R eaten that poorly in my life. I do fancy me some junk food...but that site's just an exaggeration...GROSS!

xx

jackie m. said...

hot shoes i'm in love

Song of Style said...

wow to the gigantic oreos........... LOVE IT!!!! i just had oreos on a frozen yogurt... yumm
and i'd love to have any one of those heels.. gahhhh

SO. said...

honestly, i had no idea what that picture was of until i looked at it closely. and really, the site does cause e-burns or something... and those shoes are just to diiiiiie for!!!

sha said...

oohhh nicholas kirkwood, you kill me -_-. i've been to this is why you're fat a couple times, and would it be disgusting to say that concept-wise, some of the stuff sounds FRIGGIN yummy? hahahahha.
anyway i love your blog ;)

indie said...

I've been wanting that necklace too cause my friend has it. Rich biatch.

Franzi said...

oh my god i fckin love shoes number #1, #3, #5, #9, #11 (FAVOURITE!)

WOOO!

The Stiletto Effect said...

Hi love :)
WOW all those pairs of shoes are just fabulous! I like all of them :)
The necklace is amazing (where did you buy yours?), please tell me, it is so cool! You can send me an email if you want to tell me, if you want to keep it a secret np hehehe I understand... :P
Kisses and love
Su

Taghrid said...

holy crap. the oreos!

linked you xo

Twiggy Mod said...

Alright bird?

Where did you get your skulls form in the end? I love them.


and yes i need all those shoes in my life please? xxx

Anonymous said...

Those are the fiercest shoes I have ever seen in my life.

Anonymous said...

Those are the fiercest shoes I have ever seen in my life.

Dana said...

all the nicholas kirkwoods just blew my mind, i really really want to say thank for your comment, it means a lot to me, you made me realise something.

♥ fashion chalet said...

hahah funny I can never keep cherries in the house when my cousin is around. Luckily, I'm not big on cherries. I love watermelon though!! =]

thanks, lovey. Watch DWPrada if you cann....

xx

She's Dressing Up said...

Some of the food on that blog is seriously insane! I remember seeing that image of the oreo with so much filling and thinking that I much prefer the biscuit so I would just make a big stack of the biscuit parts, yum yum!

Emz said...

I love food but that is way too extreme. I love the shoes by the way!

james said...

your so fucking hot babe I love your blog

meliindaa. said...

freakingamazinggg shoes. and the food..whoa

Raez said...

aw, thanks China:):)

you know, I feel like a douche, because I've forgotten to email you back a thanks for the awesome video advice! Hope you forgive me, I've been burdened with stressful school issues :(

(the video worked out awesome, btw, now i just can't find the right vid!)

xx
Raez

Raez said...

p.s.
those shoes are the sex. nicholas, be mine!

Liz Chomp said...

those shoes are AMAZING I want the pearl ones so chic. That food site is so gross :p

Liz Chomp said...

Oh and who sings the song on you page?

Jessica said...

oh mannn... this takes food porn to a whole new level.

damnnn. lol.

David said...

That necklace is sick I would pay big bucks for it.

nycartstyle said...

i can't believe you found one of those bird skull necklaces for 15 dollars! you are so freaking lucky!

I wanna be your blog said...

I am crazy of shoes, u can't imagine!

proudly says, said...

those shoes are really killer shoes.

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Amie said...

Your blog is fabulous! :)

Riina said...

ohh, i NEED those shoes too, gorgeous!

Twobreadsplease said...

Christ almighty, they are amazing shoes. I love Mr Kirkwood, you're right, he does melt my brain. I like the necklace too. xx

Mary said...

should I feel bad that the oreo totally looks good to me?

ana b. said...

thisiswhyyourefat.com has helped me fritter away hours on the internet. It's completely brilliant.

By the way, I'm obsessed with the song on your site.

Andy said...

Oh my god. i want all of these amazing shoes!!!!!!!!!! not kidding hahaha they're to die for. all of them!

-A.

love and youth said...

gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous shoes! xxx

Shin said...

Those shoes are wicked! I want them all! I love oreos but man, that looks ridiculous!

shoesick said...

Great blog. Nicholas Kirkwood's shoes are insane. Super inspiring.

Rumi said...

Hhaha I was reading this post with the bf and he loved the shoes and stared at the bottom pic for full seconds before realizing what he was looking at...okay this is weird but I ONLY ever eat the outside of Oreos and end up with little stacks of middles..yeah...

Hot Bot said...

Looooooooove the shoe porn :)

Sol said...

Oh my... from the Kirkwood sky high heels from the sky high Oreo tower. This post was perfect!

Fashion Tidbits said...

those are definitely some sweet sweet shoes!

Leigh said...

I too want them all:) Fabulous!!

brittany said...

hahaha the oreo cookie one is my favorite. that site honestly makes me lose faith in society. but at the same time makes me feel sooo healthy and i eat such shit. ANYWAY back to less gross things i dig the cocorosie vid playing on the side and those shoes are killleeeeer.

thesearchforchic said...

Yuck... I try not to be too judgmental as some people have no choice if they are poor have grown up in a place where everyone eats that way..but eww..

fhen said...

wow those heels are fascinating!
i'm curious about the web.. hmm i'll go there soon

F Blog said...

I love the skull necklaces. I want one too.

thesearchforchic said...

Thank you, I was just turned off buying the necklace. =)

sarah said...

omg i would give anything for that oreo right now! i want it as much as the shoes haha!

Summer said...

And who will not be going to be amaze on those shoes????,,,
Lovely....Great post friend..I hope you could put my blog link in your site.I would really appreciate it.;D
Have a nice day.

LADIVASOSA said...

Save up your lunch money babes, those Kirkwoods are worth it! I got a pair that's featured in your collage, girl!

elisabeth said...

im now craving some oreos like mad now lol,not good!

The beautiful and glammed said...

love the kirkwood heels! new fan and follower of your blog <3 bisous x

Francheska said...

oh my god i want oreos!!!?
and all those shoes ... and necklaces!!!!!
x

MisoPervy said...

Those heels are damn fierce! Now I gotta serious Oreo craving going on now ;)

SO. said...

random question, but by any chance, do you go to raves?

Jessica said...

Love those NK heels !
And that giant OREO cooking is hilarious !

sarah said...

that oreo looks amazing haha x

lovebirdie said...

cool shoes and cookies lol love the bird skulls

intotown said...

OMG @ the food lol

fashionissex said...

LOVE YOU! the food site is so funny haha.

Alyfaceexx said...

Whereeeee did you get that necklace for 15$?!